Wednesday 5.23.12

Caption Contest

Gymnastics practice

Handstands and L-Sits

“Moon Over My Hammi”

5 rounds

5 Deadlifts@275/185

run 200 meters

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19 Comments on “Wednesday 5.23.12”

  1. Ryan Says:

    Oh my, what skinny legs he has…

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  2. Raffaele Says:

    “every day I’m muscle’n”

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  3. Jason S Says:

    Jack: 1001… 1002… 1003…
    Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Jack? Helen said that you needed to see me.
    Jack: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.
    Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
    Jack: Oh, did I?
    Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
    Jack: Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

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  4. Ryan T Says:

    “I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street.”

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  5. Gilaad cohen Says:

    We’ve already got some good ones

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  6. Jason S Says:

    Jack Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking “wow, you’re ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.”

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  7. Gilaad cohen Says:

    Keep em coming Jay

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  8. Jen Says:

    White Goodman: Yeah! Oh, hello. I’m White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to be stuck with what ya got.
    Here at Globo Gym, we understand that “Ugliness” and “Fatness” are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it’s only your fault if you don’t hate yourself enough to do something about it.
    Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine!
    Of course you’ll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I’m not only the founder of Globo Gym. I’m also a client.
    That’s me. Six years and 600 pounds ago… before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don’t just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is.

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    • Gilaad cohen Says:

      That was awesome. Was that all by memory Jen?

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      • Jen Says:

        Ha, no, at one point I probably knew most of it but I had to look it up this time!
        If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!!

  9. Jack H Says:

    Secret after-hours training sessions in preparation for regionals – strictly bicep curls, ensuring form with the mirror of course

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  10. Justin Principe Says:

    Jack: “Thank you founding fathers for protecting my right to bear these!”

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  11. Jason S Says:

    Jack (thoughts): “This is so much better than my last gym… I can’t believe they got it on video though.”

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  12. Liz Says:

    Mirror, mirror, in his hands, who’s the strongest in the land?

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  13. Dan Alting Says:

    WOD 10:28 RX

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  14. Bill Brown Says:

    WOD was good this morning.

    10:04 RX.

    Here’s my take on the picture above –

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  15. Drew Says:

    Stuart Smalley (SNL), while looking in the mirror: …”because I’m good enough, smart enough, and – doggone it – people like me!”

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  16. amy Says:

    “Girl, look at that body. I work out! … wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle …”

    or slightly more obscure reference:

    “If you’r going to learn how to fight, learn to fight with a real weapon, not some toothpick.”

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